i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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