so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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