Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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