Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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