doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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