all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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