Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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