yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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