I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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