Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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