If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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