yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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