I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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