Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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