So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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