Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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