..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
