im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
someone owes me an orgasm
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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