Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.