ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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