i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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