Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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