I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!