i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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