I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My ATM looks so different sober.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going