i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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