I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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