I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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