We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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