So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I currently don't understand fingers.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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