He is an equal opportunity slut.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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