oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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