Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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