What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
