At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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