So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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