the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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