I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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