I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
