haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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