Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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