i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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