let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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