I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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