Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
where does the pee come out of this thing
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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