...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
zippers are such a cool invention
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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