I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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