Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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