I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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