I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dicks are not precious.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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