In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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