I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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