so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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