Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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