no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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