i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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