Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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