I just saw a hot homeless man
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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