I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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