Pants 0. Shit 1.
I bet he comes in French.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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