I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
