So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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